Listen up, spa seekers, this is not a drill. The stunning 18th-century Horwood House near Milton Keynes is dangling the crown jewel of pamper packages, and if you win, you might just need to hire someone to carry your new aura of smug serenity. We’re giving away the chance for one lucky person to enjoy the Ultimate Radiance Package, and honestly, it sounds heavenly.

Prepare to live your best fluffy-robed fantasy until 6pm with full access to the gorgeous H Spa facilities. You’ll be swanning about in your complimentary robe, towel, and slippers, starting the day with a dreamy continental brunch before choosing between a decadent two-course lunch or a divine afternoon tea.

Then it’s on to the treatments. You’ll receive a glorious 60-minute Meso of your choice (a needle-free treatment that delivers a blend of vitamins, minerals, and nutrients directly into the skin to help hydrate, nourish, and rejuvenate) followed by a 25-minute express treatment for that instant glow-up. And because they believe in sending you home floating on clouds, you’ll also get £10 credit to spend on Collagenil products, so the magic lasts long after you leave.